Russian and European escort say “Don’t go to the massage parlours”

There are plenty of “massage” parlours in London. You’ve probably seen them all in Chinatown to start with, but they are literally all over the place. Basically, wherever there’s a significant amount of tourists, you’ll find a parlour. They’re usually Asian massage parlours too. It’s not that we have anything against Asian masseuses of course. We know a number of them and they’re very good indeed, and we certainly don’t have a problem with Asian escorts!

What’s wrong with them?

The trouble is that, the parlours we’re talking about simply aren’t any good. The majority of those girls they have massaging clients in those parlours, don’t actually know what they’re doing. They make wild claims about how it’s a traditional Thai or Chinese massage, and really it’s nothing more than a quick rub down and a hand job! You may as well stay at home and browse Youporn.com or something like that if you want that sort of thing. It’ll be more pleasurable we’re sure.

The “Extras”

Another thing that troubles us is the extra fees that these masseuses tend to spring on you. At least with a London escort, when you pay your initial fee, you don’t generally pay any more. Everything is usually worked out at the beginning of your meeting right? Well, we assume it is anyway! What these Asian masseuses are doing mostly is getting you on their massage table or on the floor etc. Then they get you all naked and start massaging you. And just when they have you “in the mood” for your happy end, and they offer it to you, they then divulge that it’ll cost you an extra £40 or more. Believe us when we say that it’s a real passion killer having to fumble for that extra money once you’ve got yourself all ready for the good part.

Our advice

If you really insist on getting a massage from one of these places, please make sure you get the price at the start, before you bother going into any room, and certainly before you’ve got your trousers off. This will weed out all those who are intending to rip you off, and you can make a more informed decision about what you want to experience during your “traditional” Chinese or Thai massage.

Legal ramifications

There’s something else that’s a little more serious that you need to consider when you go to these places. They are not properly policed really. There are simply too many of them and too much deception going on for police to keep an accurate account of what is going on. In some cases there are masseuses in these parlours who are trafficked, and they really don’t have a choice whether or not they work. This is called control of prostitution, and it’s illegal. No girl should be forced or feel compelled to do anything that she doesn’t want to do. Luckily, in our business we don’t see this at all. It has all but vanished from the London escort community. If we ever get a whiff of this sort of thing taking place, we avoid it like the plague.

Get quality companionship with a Russian or European escort

There’s one thing we can confidently say about the Russian girls and the Euro babes we represent. And this is that they will always make sure you are happy, and they will never exploit you in this way. You will pay the fee that shows on the website, and there will be no negotiation or argument. We like to keep things simple, and so do the escorts we represent. It’s simply not worth getting a bad reputation by representing girls that attempt to deceive our clients, so we’ll never have any of that! Besides all that, an escort booking is a step above all that parlour nonsense. You’re paying for the quality time with a wonderfully beautiful and talented young hostess, and not a quick hand job with your pants at your ankles whilst you search for an extra fifty quid! Choose a classy experience gentlemen, it’s much more you!