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Booking Escorts is Better than Dating

Why Online Dating Sucks

You might think it’s a good idea to experiment with online dating, but it really doesn’t usually work out well for anyone. It’s ok if you’re looking for the love of your life (whatever that is), we suppose. But you will have to do a lot of searching, and probably end up wasting a lot of time, money and effort! If you are just looking for fun and games only, then booking London escorts would have to be the logical choice. That is, if you are going to be in London. And we don’t need to tell you any more good reasons to visit London if you haven’t done so already, do we?

Online Dating Headaches

Apart from the literal headache you’ll get from staring at a screen, watching profile pictures fly past, there are plenty of things that the world of online dating can do to irritate, confuse and generally disappoint you.

To begin with, you have to write yourself a profile in most cases. You have to “sell yourself,” so to speak, to your prospective dates. Now, if you’re not planning on cat-fishing your dates, this means that you have to be reasonably honest about yourself: your age, a recent picture etc. It’s kind of like putting yourself out there to the world, and literally everyone who is using the dating service you are, will be able to see you.

After this, if you are lucky enough to get anyone interested in your profile, you face a long and arduous journey into actually securing the date. Some people like to just constantly chat via the dating service, because they are too anxious to actually arrange a meeting. They can be an enormous drain on your time and energy. After all, what is the point in online dating, if you’re never actually ever going to meet anyone? Doesn’t make sense really does it?

Expectations vs Reality

At least in the London escort community, we have pretty much eliminated the “bait and switch” tactic that seemed to dominate in the 80s and 90s. These days, if you book a busty escort model, you’ll certainly get the girl in the pictures! With dating it’s somewhat different, and because you’re not paying for her company and attention, you’re unable to complain about it!

How many of you have already had this experience we wonder? You turn up to a date with the woman you have been chatting to online for weeks, and then she arrives and it looks as though she sent her mother in her place! It does happen, and it’s really not worth the time and effort. Then you feel awkward about addressing the subject with her, so you have to go through an entire evening of dinner and drinks or whatever, only to go home and never call her again. If you turned up to an escort’s incall apartment, and you realised she wasn’t the girl you chose from the website you booked her from, you would leave and book another girl, right?

Let’s say, for argument sake, that you do meet the girl that you have been chatting to, and she does look like her pictures. She’s lovely to look at, she’s charming and you really like her. Your next question is probably going to be, “how do I get anywhere with this girl?” You might want to kiss her, or perhaps more, but you’re struggling to get there. And who knows, she might not even be interested in you physically. How do you ask that on a first date? With an escort girl, you can be assured that it doesn’t even matter whether or not she fancies you. You’re paying for her time and companionship, so she’s unlikely to want you to leave; and anything else is a bonus. Some of girls we represent are DFK London escorts, and they love to kiss their dates if they feel like it. And when you look at some of their other preferences detailed on their profiles, you can see that they like to get up to a whole lot more with the men who they find charming. These are very sexually open-minded young women we’re talking about here. There isn’t much they haven’t heard before!

The Best Thing About Escorts

Yes, you might think that it’s because we have loads of slim escort models etc., but that’s not the best thing about escorts when you compare them to online dating. By far the best thing about booking a girl, instead of dating one, is that you could see ten of them in a week if you wanted to! There is no limit to the amount of girls you could be spending quality time with. There is no awkwardness about having to call them up after a date, or anything like that. So, if it’s fun you want (and let’s face it, life is too short for anything else), you should book escorts and let the “settling down” thing happen when it happens; don’t go looking for it.


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