Cromwell Road, SW5 (or 'the Cromwell Road') as Londoners and their sexy blonde escorts like to call it, is named after Oliver Cromwell (1599-1658). If you were a horny blonde, brunette, redhead, eastern European or bisexual escort around in the seventeenth century, you would't have liked Cromwell very much. Cromwell was a puritan, and didn't believe that sexy erotic call girls should be allowed to work in London at all - not a nice man. He was such an angry guy that he deposed the King (Charles I) during the English Civil War, and ended up chopping off the Royal Head.
Although Cromwell may have had one or two good points - he's arguably the father of modern parliamentary democracy, for example, but who cares about that? - what counts against him forever is that he disapproved of call girls and escorts working in London. They should put that on the bottom of his statue outside The Houses of Parliament - "Didn't Like Escort Girls" - just so everyone knows how weird he was. Maybe future historians will decide that Cromwell would have been a much more sensible and level-headed guy if he'd spent some time with some horny escorts himself. A couple of hours of incall or outcall escort fun once a week would probably have done the trick: If Cromwell had been chilled out enough to spend some time with a sexy, busty, teenage escort, we might be feeling the political advantages to this day. If he'd gone as far as to spend some time with a pair of sexy bisexual duo escorts, say, one blonde eastern European girl and one oriental cutie, he might not have become the evil despot that he grew into, and we'd still be living in a British Republic - a paradise in which everyone could spend as much time with sexy London incall and outcall escorts as they wanted.
Thankfully, when Cromwell died, the monarchy was restored and every sexy London escort was free to work again. In fact, incall and outcall escorts enjoyed a bit of a boom: Charles II was just about the randiest monarch that ever walked the earth. He loved it. Most of all, he loved it with sexy outcall escort Nell Gwyn - a call girl who knew a thing or two about how to entertain the most exclusive of VIP clients.
If you find yourself looking for a horny young incall or outcall escort in the Cromwell Road today, give Oliver Cromwell a thought - and be thankful that the miserable old tinker never managed to ban sexy escort girls from London for good. When you've done that, call Angels of London escorts and book your own sexy young escort girl!
