If you're a relative stranger to London it's probably worth knowing a few things about the operational habits of the city's famous cab drivers - especially if you're going to be spending any amount of time with cute and horny blonde, brunette or redhead GFE ca|lgirls from any of the city's elite escort agencies representing top models, girlfriends and naughty BDSM mistresses.
It's as well to be aware, to start with, that there are two different types of taxi in London that you and your sexy bisexual, submissive female escort might find yourselves in. If you ring and book a taxi in advance from a taxi firm the vehicle that comes to pick you up to take you to your incall or outcall date with a sexy and horny young female escort will be a minicab. Minicab drivers are generally good, but many don't have very detailed knowledge of London and the West End, so it's as well to be as precise as possible when giving directions, both over the phone to the controller and to the driver himself or herself. If you've book an expensive date with a classy Indian, Spanish, Italian or oriental girlfriend escort from one of London's top escort agencies you don't want to be turning up late because your chauffeur for the evening lost his way!
Minicab drivers are not allowed to cruise the streets of London looking for customers - only drivers of 'Hackney Carriages' are allowed to do that. Hackney Carriage is a legal term for one of London's famous black cabs. Although - as your female escort girlfriend of bisexual girlfriends will probably tell you - owing to the proliferation of advertising on their bodywork 'black cabs' are not always black, they have a very distinctive appearance. When one is free it will usually display an orange 'for hire' sign above the windscreeen. Black cabs are very capacious, and can carry five passengers. So if, the next time you have a birthday, you decide to treat yourself by hiring not one but four horny London escorts (a blonde, a brunette and two bisexual redhead twins, maybe?) there'll be plenty of room for all of you in the back of the cab.
Black cab drivers are usually very characterful individuals, and you can be sure that they know their way around London. Before any individual can be licensed to drive a hackney carriage he has to pass a test demonstrating that he or she has a full and thorough grasp of The Knowledge - an incredibly detailed mental picture of the highways and byways of central London, based on 320 individual routes with thousands of stopping places. So you can depend on your cabbie being able to deliver you and all four of your sexy female escorts exactly where you want to go. Well, not exactly - the cabbie can take you where you want to go within London, but only your bisexual escort girls can take you to paradise!
